All the pick-up lines I know...

I was on facebook the other day and my friend started chatting with me and asked me for all the pick up lines I knew. Here is my list, with some help from my old ward directory of course. So, this post is dedicated to all the guys who need a cheesy pick-up line and Ben from my old ward because he is hilariously funny and came up with some of these.

Fizzie: hey enigmatic, do you have any good pick up lines?

Enigmatic: why?

Fizzie: i'm doing a skit and we need pick up lines...

Enigmatic: okay, hold the phone. are you ready?

Fizzie: yup

Enigmatic:

Is your dad an astronaut? because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

you must be tired because you've been running though my dreams all night

do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room

you are the reason men fall in love.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out could and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw.

Hello. I'm a thief, and I have come to steal your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U&I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Hello, cupid called, he said he needs my heart back.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning"

You remind me a bit of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here.

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No, how about a date?

Hello, are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous

You're so sweet I think I'm getting cavities.

Hi, I'm incredibly rich

You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.

I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?

um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. you are pretty. What I mean is... you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do you believe in when I walk by...(to himself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!

I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is__

You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams?

Do you believe in the hereafter?...Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

I'm new in town. Could I have directions to your house?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...

Please don't be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag... I asked for you for Christmas.

Is your name David? I want to be Goliath and fall for you.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start

excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. oh... nope, it's just a sparkle.

You know we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

That's all I've got. Is that enough?